About
My name is Richard. I am thirty-nine years of age, live in Northern California, and I list my martial status as “pfft” (which loosely translated means none of your business but always looking). I am a former US Marine and a college graduate.
Misty Anderson and myself at an adult convention in 2005.
A super young me with a model named Evita.
History
My very first web page was a daily bikini page. This was back in 1995 or so. I’ve always loved the bikini. It’s the most amount of clothing a chick can wear in public without getting arrested.
You can’t tell me that’s not smoking hot. All men like boobies.
Once I moved into working in adult, including as a photographer, I started shooting bikini photos on my free time – just for kicks….
But still to this day every time I see a chick in a bikini I get excited.
Adult Industry Stuff
I’ve been working in the adult industry since 1999 or so. I spent five years working for Lightspeed ( Tawnee Stone, Jordan Capri, Raimi Miller), and did a year or so at Playboy.
Tawnee Stone and Jordan Capri with Lightspeed’s Viper.
Myself with Lia 19, Phoenix 2006
I’m good friends with a lot of Internet models such as
Misty Anderson during a recent visit in Sacramento
The day I met Raven Riley
Rochard and Diddylicious
LifeStyle
Have you ever wanted to party like a rock star? You should step inside of my world. The parties we throw would make your heads spin – renting out a penthouse suit in Vegas with $20k of booze. I’ve done it all from Cannonball like motorcycle races from Phoenix to Vegas, Helicopter Races down the Vegas strip, to three day parties where we rent out an entire town in Mexico.
And the parties at my house have been legendary also….. This is what happens at 4am in the morning at my parties…..
Party like a rock star – or like you just don’t care!
The yearly Halloween party….
Punker Barbie and Lia 19
And of course there is the photo shoots…..
Taylor Little riding on top of the Rochard!
And every September our trip to Mexico….
Hobbies
I have many hobbies, turn ons, and things that turn me off. I like lesbians, women in cowboy hats, and women wrestling other women in Jello. I strongly dislike fat women in party hats.
I like Mustangs – I’ve had seven of them since 1995 including my current car, a 2004 Mustang Cobra.
Lynn and my Mustang Cobra.
A high speed run in my Cobra.
My Mach 1 in a Lightspeed Sorority photo shoot.
I’m also into sport bikes – I have a 2002 Honda CBR XX 1100. 12k miles on it including a trips from Phoenix to LA, Vegas, San Diego, and Mexico – without a single problem.
I’m also into midget tossing. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Midget tossing is an up and coming sporting event!
Bikini Bash Parties
Somewhere along the line I started throwing myself a birthday party. However, I’m pretty fucking smart (or a smart ass, take your pick) and I decided to stock the pond. It’s a very simple concept – I don’t fish, but I know that if the pond is stocked with fish ahead of time, the odds of you landing a decent sized fish is pretty good. Likewise, the more chicks there are a party, the less of a wiener roast it is. So I invited models and other hot chicks to attend the party. Then, on top of that, I hired chicks to be bar tenders; They were topless and wore bunny ears.
The parties got larger and larger, and not that I’m a cheap bastard (I totally am really) I came up with the novel idea of having porn companies sponsor the event – You know, more money for booze. Things got out of hand. People starting flying in from out of the country to attend my parties!
At one point someone decided to boost some of my electronics and a few purses. One time we discovered a frying pan in the pool. Not sure how this happened, I went back over the pictures and discovered someone decided to carry around shots and couldn’t find a tray, so she used a frying pan instead. But people started passing out and not walking up for twenty-four hours and it started to scare me. One guy passed out in the back yard and woke up soaking wet because the sprinkler system went off while he was out cold.
In the end I decided to slim things down a bit. I was smart about it. I would pick five of the hottest girls I know and offer to fly them, all expenses paid, to the tropical island of their choice. The only catch was that they had to wear bikinis from the moment we left US airspace until the moment we returned. Trust me, we always get some interesting looks. But oh, what fun it is!
The Truth!
I either work full time in the adult industry or I am really a greeter at Wal Mart. I can’t remember which.
Think of me the next time you visit Wal Mart!
I think that covers it. If you have any questions email…. rochard at gmail.com!
