Damn all, if Heidi Montag doesn’t have the best fucking bikini body ever…. Holy shit!

Sophie Monk in a bikini in the ocean in Hawaii…. I’ve noticed the past few months that all of the celebs have decided to hit Hawaii instead of Florida. What’s up with that? Maybe they figured out that a tropical island is better than over crowded beaches in Florida.

Damn, Sophie Monk is looking mighty hot in her bikini here!

Hot damn Sophia Winters has a killer bikini body… Of course, the tits make the bikini, and Sophia Winters has beautiful huge boobs! Very nice….

Looks like Sophia Winters is taking her bikini top off…

I can’t wait to see Sophie Winters topless – her boobs are huge and utterly perfect! This bikini babe is made for motorboating!

Doutzen Kroes. Bikini. Ocean.

Karla Spice has a banging bikini body and she knows it…. I mean, she really knows it! This is why Karla Spice is always so willing to show it off!

If any chick you knew had this kind of body – tight little hips, flat stomach, huge perky teen breasts – wouldn’t they want to wear a bikini too?

Now the trick is getting Karla Spice out of that bikini!

My my my… Faye Reagan wears a bikini nicely! She’s got the body for it…

And the long sexy hair too!

Faye Reagan is totally bangable in this hot bikini!

Bikinis come and go… But if a woman has boobs, and a decent body, she’ll look mighty fine in a bikini. This big breasted hottie looks great – and looks all hot and sweaty…

Just think – pull in the right direction and that bikini is coming quickly then you can say “doggie style”.

That’s right, this bikini slut likes it doggie style. Then again, don’t they all?

Britney Spears is in Hawaii walking around in a bikini, trying to get everyone’s attention. And it’s sort of working.

Is it me, or does Britney Spears look like any other MILF in a bikini these days?

Boy, we’ve come a long long way haven’t we?

Looks like the celebs have ditched Florida as their bikini destination and embraced Hawaii. About time they figured it out!

This is Rachel Bilson on the beach in Hawaii in her sexy bikini!

I’m not sure why chicks like Catie Minx like to wear huge fucking hats like this; They really aren’t attractive at all and kind of silly looking. But when she’s wearing a hat and this hot red bikini, well, they kind of play off each other – and scream “Let’s have some fun at the beach”.

Or maybe Catie Minx is really trying to say is she wants to have sex at the beach!

And with a tight teen ass like Catie Minx here, well, she’ll be having lots of sex on the beach!

Oh fuck I would so fucking rip into Diddylicious in this tiny little bikini……

This is it right here, my ticket into Hollywood. AnnaLynne McCord has a sister – appropriately named “Angel”. She’s hot, or at least hot enough, and I might be able to trick her into bed (Yes, I said “trick her into bed”), and knock her up. Then I’m pretty sure I’d get to meet her sister AnnaLynne McCord – and maybe even if I play my cards right I might even become a member of the family!

I don’t have a huge thing for Britney Spears. She was hot when she was young and she could pull off that naughty school girl thing, strutting around in her naughty little plaid skirt with her ass shaking around. Now… she’s starting to get a little bit MILFY for me. Oh, don’t get me wrong – if she looks this hot in a bikini, I can spend some time with Britney Spears. Yeah okay, with a bikini body like this….. Yeah, Britney Spears… I’d hit it.

I’d tear off her fucking little bikini…. And then have my way with her!

So damn hot…. Britney Spears in a bikini – hot!

The best part of a bikini is always the boobs, and well… Katie Banks has enough breasts for three men and two women. This woman is all boobs, and in a bikini Katie Banks wears it well. Very nicely done.

Now if we can just get Katie Banks to a real beach and not some silly lake…

Doesn’t matter though, Katie Banks has some beautiful flotation devices strapped to her chest!

Here we go again with Alison Angel, my favorite bikini chick – and all time favorite solo girl. She’s perfect in every way.

I’ve met Alison Angel; We used to live near each other. She’s exactly what you would want her to be – Pretty, friendly, and a little bit on the shy side. She likes to pretend she’s innocent but I’ve spent lots and lots of time inside of her website and she’s not that innocent at all really.

Not only is Alison Angel utterly beautiful, but she’s got a killer body. And she loves to show it off wearing a bikini!

Ah, yes, here we go again – with another one of my good friends in a hot sexy bikini. This time it’s Dirty Aly. Come on, you have to admit – this chick is super tiny. So tiny in fact that if you place Dirty Aly on your lap you can spin her around and just pretty much have your way with her. And I like girls like that!

Dirty Aly, I love you!

Hot damn… We all like bikinis, but Megan Fox takes it to the next level when she hits the beach in her sexy tiny black bikini! It’s too much to handle!

I found this blonde hottie on Digital Desire…. Got to love that bikini!

Hot damn, Catie Minx is rocking a bikini… With her goofy little shoes. I’d hit it. Just bend over Catie Minx and pull down her bikini bottom and fuck her tight little ass from behind.

But I am getting ahead of myself here. For now we should just enjoy the fact that Catie Minx is wearing a bikini.

And Catie Minx in a bikini is a beautiful sight!

I love bikinis. Yum yum yum!

This is Chloe 18 and her girlfriend. That’s Chloe in the back. I’m not sure how the other girl is, but I’d do her too. And of course she looks smoking hot in her bikini too.

I also have some pictures of these two kissing in their bikinis, but I’ll save them for later. Those pictures are on the Chloe 18 website!

Audrina Patridge went swimming in Bora Bora and we have some of the most unusual underwater photos… She’s in her bikini, which is sexy enough, but she’s swimming with sharks and stingrays and the like!

We can never ever get enough of Audrina Patridge in her bikini underwater!

Look at what I found on the Aziani website – Carli Banks in a hot little bikini at the pool, topless.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love the way breasts fit snuggly in a bikini top and yet are still being properly displayed, but topless works for me too. And Carli Banks topless works for me too!

Damn Ashley Tisdale looks so sexy surfing like this!!! This hot celeb really knows how to rock a bikini!

Check out her ass – Ashley Tisdale has a sexy little tight ass!

Nicole Scherzinger… Paddle surfing… In Hawaii… In her fucking bikini.

Priceless!

Wifey from Wifey’s World is the perfect women. Great body, big boobs and…. Loves sucking cock. On camera. On line. She’s got a website dedicated to her passion of getting her man off orally as often as she can. It’s beautiful. And a well put together website too.

Who wouldn’t want this big breasted beauty sucking down their cock?

Would you believe this shot of big breasted Wifey is from a screen capture of a video? That’s right, she’s sucking down cock in her bikini!

Damn, I never really noticed that Audrina Patridge had a rack like this……

Audrina Patridge…… I don’t know why she’s famous and I don’t really care. I don’t even care who she had to sleep with to get to the top. I just want to fondle her fucking little boobies…. Not to mention I want to molest the rest of her tight little body!

Check her out coming out of the pool in her sexy little pink and black bikini….

I just love how her titties are sitting in her bikini top….. So fucking hot! Yeah, Audrina Patridge has it going on when she’s sporting a bikini!

Now, I love this part…. Audrina Patridge on a little raft, floating around like she doesn’t have a care in the world….. Very, very sexy! Oh, what I wouldn’t give to rub up on her a little bit!

Ah, to be young again. If I was young, I could spend my time with hot little tight bikini clad babes like Bashful Brittany here. Damn tight damn fine.

She knows she’s got a killer body, and she loves to show it off too.

And when she teases in her bikini, well, it’s either going to break our heart or get a rise up of us!

Audrina Patridge swimming in Bora Bora in her sexy bikini!

Um…. Might be time for her to be getting out of the water! Those are stingrays! Damn Audrina Patridge looks so cool and collected swimming in her sexy bikini surrounded by those big fish!

I found these bikini hotties on a website called “We Live Together“.

This is one hot sexy bikini babe… Her name is Bunni from Nubiles… Nice big rack she has!

Her teen breasts sort of float on the water! And when she tries to get out of the pool….. Well, Bunny looks great from behind too. Great little tight bikini ass she has!

I had no idea who Gemma Merna was until just now. If you guessed “Gemma” is an English name, you would be right. Seems she’s a British actress.

Here she is sporting her huge sweater puppies in a sexy hot bikini! Turns out she got her breasts when she was twenty-one and they are “the best thing she ever did” because it gave her self confidence. I like breasts as much as the next guy, but I’m guessing Gemma Merna looks hot no matter what!

Holy fucking crap. Bar Rafaeli in a bikini. When it comes to celebrity bikinis, no one wears it better than Bar Rafaeli. Fucking sweet!

In fact, you can say that Bar Rafaeli made an entire career posing in a bikini.

And the best part is, no matter what time of year it is, new bikini pix of Bar Rafaeli keep popping up – so stay tuned for more Bar Rafaeli bikini pix!

Private School Jewel just gets hotter and hotter every time I see her… Here she is again in a sexy little rainbow bikini!

Ever since day one, when I first met her, Misty Anderson has always been the perfect bikini babe. She’s tall, thin, has all of the right curves in all of the right places, and has huge boobs. Let’s face it, the bikini – bless the man that made the bikini – the boobs is what makes the bikini. The bigger the boobs, the better the bikini.

And Misty Anderson has a beautiful rack that fills out this sexy bikini perfectly!

Looks like Ann Angel wears a bikini well… With a killer body like she has, it makes sense. She’s out there all right…. And perfectly fit and tan!

Ann Angel has the perfect little bikini body!

Looks like she’s showing it off in her back yard… What Ann Angel needs is a sugar daddy with a pool!

That would make things interesting!

All women are sluts. That’s the only excuse they have for wearing bikinis. The love to show it off. They get off when the know men are looking at their boobies nearly naked and being undressed with their eyes…….

This is Karen Dreams. Oh yeah, you can just tell she loves showing it off in her fucking bikini. Slut.

I love it when chicks get on their hands and knees. Sluts. They all want to be hit from behind. When they wear a bikini, it’s even hotter. And sluttier.

I love Karen Dreams when she’s on her knees, legs spread, ass up….. So nice!

Two hot young smoking teen babes in a hot tub – in bikinis. God, this is exactly why I love this blog. It just doesn’t get much hotter than this!

This is Tawnee Stone on the left and Rachel 18 on the right – both in bikinis with their breasts touching. So fucking hot!

Giulia Olivetti in a hot bikini in the pool….. Very strange bikini, but yet still so very sexy!